T-shirts

And as I start this screed, no REAL answers.

I'm not trans. I get hated on by trans people. My jokes are often not funny.

I contemplated trying to make humorous disabled friendly T-shirts and couldn't figure it out.

"I walk like Mae West. She limped too actually."

I do, in fact, have a permanent limp. And for reasons I cannot fathom, people seem to imagine my CELIBATE sorry ass is hot. (Shrug)

Some random ideas people are free to tweak or steal for The Cause:

Historically, men were made not born. They still are.

Donald Trump: Not a man in my book, no. But trans men are men.

Trump: Hates trans men because getting your cooch turned into a dick is more manly man than he will EVER be.

I've said this for years and will toss it out though it's gay support, not trans support:

Walk with a swish, wear pink, have a boyfriend and are honorably discharged from the military? Absolutely a real man to ME.

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